28.8.04 ;

U-G-L-Y

U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi,
you ugly, eh eh, you ugly.

I saw you walking down the
street, just the other day.
I didn't see your damage,
from that far away. I should
have got a clue, when the kids
started screaming. You walked
up to me, with your buckteeth
a-gleaming.

Your hair is frizzy and your
face is a mess. I thought that
was a sack, but it's your favorite
dress. You hurt the trees' feelings
and the birds all flew. I don't mean
to insult you- oh wait, yes I do!
Your teeth are yellow, they're
covered with mold. You're only14,
but you look a hundred years old.

When looks were handed
out, you were last in line.
Your face looks like where the
sun don't shine. Did you fall off
a building and land on your head?
Or did a truck run over your
face instead? There ain't no pill,
cuz you ain't ill, you're ugly!

What you really need is to
wear a mask. And book that
plastic surgeon fast. Girl,
you're scary, you're hairy,
I heard about you. You're
the main attraction at the
City Zoo.

You're so fat and ugly with
a belly full of flab. When you
wear a yellow coat people
shout out, "CAB!"
(you're so funny...I know!)

You got eyes like a pig,
your nose is big. And with
hair like that you should be
wearing a wig.

Uncle fester remember him?
I never knew that you had a twin.
You can't disguise yo googly eyes.
And in a Miss Ugly Pageant,
you'd win first prize!

Yo mama says you ugly!
You ugly!

Quasimodo, camelbreath,
squarehead, UGLY!
Chicken legs, pigface, chin
like Bubba, UGLY! Fishlips,
toad liver, pointdexter, UGLY!
Spaghetti arms, limp butt, freak
show, UGLY!

U-G-L-Y, you could make an
onion cry! U-G-L-Y, like an
alien chased by the FBI.
U-G-L-Y !

You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!